2. berets are out.
3. fashion has no gender.
4. cheerios are the shit. one girl ate a pigeon, that's how badly they wanna be cheerios
5. suzanne somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide
6. hoarders is great but animal hoarders is better. this is actually a true story that i can attest to.
7. you can marry harry but mess around with ike
8. don't eat tater tots, they look like depp fried deer poop
9. if everyone just put out, high schools would have winning football teams
10. people who dress like librarians are all sex addicts.