I started a tumblr, you should take a look, it's awesome. I'm going to start doing my guide to nowhere posts there, so that's reason enough to check it out; but since I sprung it on you, I'll ween you off by showing the first 3...go
here to read the rest.
1. I don't care what he says, he cannot cum inside you with out a condom; unless he wears very expensive shoes, then he's totally disease free.
2. Never try to crowd surf wearing a skirt. There is nothing cool about being finger banged by a ton of dirty fingered concert goer.
3. Scrunchies are
NOT cool. They are
NOT coming back. Please let them rest in peace.